"Catch 22" betekent iets dat volkomen absurd is, maar wel volgens de voorschriften is.
Italy has been losing wars for centuries, and just see how splendidly we've done nonetheless. France wins wars and is in a continual state of crisis. Germany loses and prospers. Look at their own recent history. Italy won a war in Ethiopia and promptly stumbled into serious trouble. (...) I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top, and I am an anti-fascist now that he has been deposed." p.312)
"I suppose you just don't care if you lose your leg, do you ?
It's my leg.
It certainly is not your leg ! Nurse Cramer retorted. "That leg belongs to the U.S.government. It's no different than a gear or a bedpan. The Army has invested a lot of money to make you an airplane pilot, and you've no right to disobey the doctor's orders". (p.370).
"Good God, how much reverence caan you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation ? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatoalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements ? Why in the world did He ever create pain ?
He had to really do a job, and then look ath the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering" (p.230).